Interstellar Feline Registry · Intake open
Your cat is not from here.
I'm Morfeus. I live in a house in Portola Valley, I gave a TEDx talk, and I have watched more cats than any human has had time to. They never blink first. Nothing from this planet does that.
Tell me your cat's name. Eight short scans, and I'll tell you where it came from and issue its alien ID.
Registry office
What the Registry issues
The scans are free. When Morfeus has confirmed your cat is an alien, you choose how the Registry issues the ID.
- Alien Registration Certificate$4.99
PDF with the registry number and photo, made to look like a printed certificate. Included with every registration.
- Covert Alien ID+$19.99
Plastic card the size of a credit card, with the photo and every field Morfeus decrypted.
- Metal frame+$19.00
The certificate printed on heavy paper, in a black metal frame.
- Engraved medallion+$14.99
Metal collar medallion with your cat's Earth name, alien name, and your phone and address.
- Gift box+$9.00
Black cardboard box with the registry seal, for any physical piece.
- Delivery in the USFree · $9 express
Free shipping in about 14 business days, or express in about 10.
Field notes
Morfeus has been watching
He posts what he observes on X. A few from this month:
- Field note 0139
Your cat isn't ignoring you. It's on a call.
- Field note 0141
A cat knocking a glass off the table is not being rude. It is checking whether your gravity still works. It is reassured every time.
- Field note 0142
I gave a TEDx talk. The humans clapped. The cat in row three took notes.
- Field note 0144
Sixteen hours of sleep a day is not laziness. It is a long-haul crew rhythm. They are waiting for a window.